US Non-Farm Payroll Vs Astrology. Obviously the planetary alignments and geomagnetic activity were positive. If we had a negative number, the analysts would found something positive in the details, and the market would have gone up. But the data was positive, and the pundits are all amazed at why the market has gone up so much. I am not. The planets were aligned 🔭. See the report below posted last night for free.